Age: Rudeness is a weak man’s imitation of strength
Horoscope: That fancy one that’ll be used in the end of time when your old drinking days come back to haunt you… yes Brian I’m talking to you.
Relationship Status: File Error 404
Skills: Sleeping and well… I’m thinking of filling this site with things
Hobbies: Sleeping efficiently.
Favorite Animals: Mosquitoes that don’t bite
Favorite Color: What am I typing???
*Starts talking to self*
Alter Ego: Are you going to answer these question?
Me: Bruh, I am seriously unsure, they’re so complex, it’s like repeating to myself things that make me happy and sad. Like right now I can enjoy sleep but later on I can’t…
Alter Ego: At least try to look motivated, think of how no one is going to read this ten hours after you post this cause you’re a coward that can’t share your work
Me: You did not just demean my writing skills, I thought we were one fam.
Alter Ego: *sighs* we are one.
Me: *sniffs* You didn’t even say fam at the end.
Alter Ego: fam, there you go.
Me: No! It doesn’t matter anymore you two-faced sea urchin loving pressurizing vegetable killing cat lady.
Let me end this here before my Alter Ego decides I need a psychiatrist named Pepper, to calm my spirit and tame my youth.
The Wanna Be Sage.